Are You Ready For Some Football?
Oh hells to the yeaaah! Football is back people! Eating like crap, drinking a ton, heartbreak and heart attacks, I love me some football. I can’t stand the Cowboys or Giants and secretly hope they are playing on Gotham’s field tonight, but I’ll just enjoy the fact that football is back!!! Kansas
Basket Case
I hope your mother had other kids and didn’t….wait for it….hold on….it’s coming….almost…..and….”put all of her eggs in one basket”. Huh? Right? Eggs like her fertility. Basket, cause you’re in a crate. The popular saying. Right? You know what people, lower your expectations. If you can’t find the humor in that, I don’t want to […]
I’m Messing With You Guys!
Our pals over at LateNightMistakes.com would just love you! They constantly feature a “Hot Mess” and you literally have it written all over you. Although, I’m starting to think it would be the poor guy that’s making a “late night mistake”, but that’s a different story. Ohio
The Claw
Is declawing a human a thing? Can you hire someone to do that? Oh they sell nail clippers for home use that cost next to nothing? I just assumed it couldn’t be that easy if someone had nails like this. Alabama
