It’s The Monopoly Guy
Do you have to give people $200 every time they pass you on the road then? Seems like a bad investment since you’re only in a Ford. Guess you didn’t get to build anything on Boardwalk and Park Place, because then you’d probably be able to screw up a nicer car. Kentucky
I’m In Love With Mary Jane
Ohhhh you’re a “pothead” I get it. Oh hot damn that’s good stuff right there! I guess that’s shorter than cutting “can’t find anyone to hire me” into your head. Texas
What What I See Your Butt
Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions. Pennsylvania
Marco…
Playing Marco Polo is a bitch when the other person is inside at the produce section… Alabama
