The Posse Of Insane Clowns

I’d like to go ahead and thank the Insane Clown Posse for branding all the outcasts so the rest of us in society know who to avoid. It’s not PC for us to do it, but now when I see a juggalo coming I know that’s a place I probably don’t want to be. Alabama

Money In The Bank

My man Willy is straight P-I-M-P-I-N! Whoot Whoot! Damn my man is fly as a mother trucker! Dude’s probably not even Irish and he looks better in green than every person in Ireland put together! It’s the color of money and that’s exactly what he is, money. Straight cash homey! Florida

Happy As A Clam

So appropriate. But yeah, I’ll believe that like I’ll believe John Skelton is a legitimate NFL QB. Piss off. Arizona

The Lucky Duct

I’m going to settle this right now. Altering your jersey is never acceptable. I get that in today’s pro sports players change teams like they change underwear and jerseys cost an arm and a leg nowadays, but let me tell you why you still can’t butcher an old jersey. (1) If you didn’t buy the […]