All Shook Up
That’s crazy, I was just thinking to myself that I’d love to hear a shitty impersonation of Elvis while I shop. Seriously though, it looks like you stole the worst outfit from a poorly dressed elderly woman that thinks she is still young. Who beads fringe? Who wears beads? Who wears fringe? You don’t even […]
Everyday I’m Smugglin’
Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see […]
Fishing For Compliments
Good God lady, I’d rather see dolphins caught in fish nets than this. Washington
The Alabama Slamma
I suppose if I saw her one day it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that she can make seriously poor outfit decisions more than once. So which one ya got here people? Personally, I’m about to scream redrum anyway, so that’s my pick. Alabama
