WWIB: Birds Of A Feather
Let’s fly together in this Who Wears It Better: Flocking Together Edition. I know feathers in the hair have recently become a little hairstyle trend, but let me go on record and say that they look stupid. Absolutely stupid. Unless you are a Native American chief, keep the damn birds of prey decorations out of […]
A Flirtatious Fifty
“Senior Citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.” Seriously though, shout out to old people that ain’t dead yet! We love our fans and clearly they love PeopleOfWalmart! Kansas
Breast Buds
I love boobs. They are my favorite. I like everything about them. I like big ones, small ones, every color in the rainbow. Basically, I’m a fan. That being said, I don’t need to see all of them. Most of them? Yeah, I’m cool with that. These ones? I ain’t down with that. Louisiana
Three Billy Goats Gruff
They must be going to the Ragu festival for good mosh pitting. By the way, if you haven’t listened to Adam Sandler’s The Goat, please for the love of all that is good in the world take a few minutes and enjoy it. Hilarious. You won’t thank me later, you’ll thank me immediately. Arizona, Florida, & […]
