Paddle Faster

It’s like Deliverance meets technology. We should all be very afraid now that they’re mobile. Florida

WWIB: That’s How You Get Pink Eye

Pink is a popular color for females, hell anyone can wear it head to toe, but when you start bringing that color to your body that’s when you catch my attention and find yourself in a ‘Who Wears It Better?’ competition! While I dig the pink hair, I’ve gotta say the non-conjunctivitis pink eye makes […]

Everything Is Bigger In Texas

Baby girl, your bottom biscuits got bottom biscuits. I’d suggest putting them boys back in the picnic basket for everyone’s sake. Texas

Stewie Griffin

Clearly I’m looking at someone that makes fantastic life decisions. Texas