Despicable Me

You know what’s despicable about this car?…Nothing. That movie was as dope as the dope you’re likely slingin’ out of it. Unknown

In Response To

This is in response to the terribly rude and ignorant woman I encountered while at Walmart today (Wednesday). My husband and I had just gotten into our car (legally parked in a handicap space) after picking up a few things when this woman with crutches and one leg started yelling out things like taking up […]

A Pimp’s Blessing

Our pregnant fan here said she had the most pimptastic pimps bless her child with the power of pimp! The good news is if you have a boy he will be the coolest cat in town! The bad news comes if you have a girl. End of the day a pimp is gonna pimp. Believe […]

Who Will Save Your Soul?

This happened 4 or 5 years ago at a normal Walmart, not a Super Walmart. I was running late for a birthday party and still needed a card and a gift, so I went to Walmart and quickly picked something out. Then I went to the fast lane. When I got there I was first […]