WWIB: Let Me See That Thong
Wow, classy. I shall now dub this Who Wears It Better: Thongspotting edition, in honor of the movie Trainspotting, because I think I’d rather OD than keep staring at these whale tales. Thoughts? Nevada & Ohio
Green Man Cometh
Good God! You do know that just by putting those on your body doesn’t actually ‘morph’, right? Wow! Talk about not thinking something through. Just a poor decision all around. Oh, and on that note, unless you are Charlie from Always Sunny or my favorite Green Men up in Vancouver please stop putting these things on. Canada
You Big Baby
I guess when I get to the age where I digress back to shitting my pants I’ll probably try to have fun with it too. Either that or he is into some weird ass sex stuff and to be honest that’s gross whether he is dressed up as a baby or not. Unknown
A Little Off The Sides Please
You ever see something that literally turns your entire world upside down by answering a lifelong question? Cause I’m experiencing the shit out of it right now. How did I discount the obvious answer to where all these Walmartians got their haircut at? Sometimes the easiest answer is the right one. Arizona
