The Purple People Eater

Worst Mardi Gras float ever? I guess it doesn’t matter if chicks are still flashing you their boobs. AmIrightoramIright? Yeah, I’m right. Unknown

Making Room For More

That’s pretty much the look I have after Thanksgiving dinner. And to be honest, the guy had on suspenders and a belt all day so I’m sure he needed a little hang free time. Florida

WWIB: Fleshy

Flesh colored yoga pants make your ass look like it’s about to get a blue ribbon at the county fair for biggest potato. That’s a fact. What’s still up for debate is “Who Wears It Better?” between these two spud duds? Canada

Mr. Pink

Cross-dressing…you’re not doing it right. Keep the chest hair at home there Tom Selleck. California