You Can’t Return Awesomeness
So I did some research and found out this guy wasn’t really returning anything. He just walks up to customer service everyday and they just hand him free shit for being so awesome. North Carolina
I’m Too Sexy
I’ve now officially decided not to have kids, so thank you for that. I just can’t bare the thought that I brought someone into the world in it’s current state. I can’t even imagine what it will be like in a few years, if we all haven’t killed ourselves by then. Michigan
Poop On You
I don’t mean to throw a whole bag of “I told you so” on top of the shit that is already on your back, but you are proving everything I’ve ever said about animals in Walmart is correct. Honestly, I could only be more satisfied if I jumped up on your shoulders and shit down […]
