What Up Gangsta?

I can’t really tell if that’s a clown or a member of some new weird female gang. Either way, I’m not sticking around to find out because I don’t want to be shot with bullets or seltzer water. Illinois

Hardley Noticeable

What? Motorcycles are just penis extensions anyway right? Might as well have the “balls” to admit it right? Holy geez I’m on fire like NBA Jam today! North Carolina

Charmin Ultra Soft

Looks like she just got done playing a round of golf at….TPC! Right? TPC? TP – C. Like “see”! Get it? Hot damn I crack myself up. Cause TPC has great golf courses. She has TP hanging out. TP-C? Huh? You know what, it’s early on a Monday, leave me alone. Florida

The Boots With The Fur

The NHL lockout seems to be hitting our friends to the north very hard right now. That’s a lot of free time they have to try and fill….I feel your pain Canada. Canada