Any Given Sunday

I am having a difficult time picking the team to beat this year in the NFL. My Steelers look like a bum’s nutsack most weekends and there are only a handful of teams over .500 right now. I guess I’ll give my props to the Atlanta Falcons but what about you guys, who do you […]

DTF

Listen, we all know men buy cars to overcompensate for their penis size and to pick up chicks, but we have all got along just fine by letting that speak for itself. Try not to be so obvious with the ladies. You’re not a European guy at the club, you’re at Walmart. South Carolina

6 Going On 46

That’s the same outfit my 6 year old cousin picked out for herself to wear. Funny how by completely mismatching you’ve made a match….intellectually. With a 6 year old. You’re a stupid doo-doo head. Washington

Patch Adams

Found a new friend. I call him patches. California