Don’t Forget To Stretch
You know what, I’m okay with this. In fact, this is the type of limo high school kids should be taking to the prom. Don’t make your parents shell out a bunch of money for that new Hummer limo, you drive a piece of shit to school everyday anyway, just because you show up one […]
WWIB: Where Brooklyn At?
Let me sit you down for a Bronx tale of my own. When you get older your ass gets bigger and saggier. I know this, so I don’t need visual evidence of it. Cover it up. Thank you in advance to those who will apply this trade secret. Florida & New York
The Forbidden Fruit
Hey check out the pineapples on that one huh? Right? Right? Yeah, no I think they might be rotten. Nevermind. Nobody eat the fruit! The fruit is bad. Worst. Vacation. Ever. Massachusetts
I Smell Bacon
Is it sad that when someone tells me they have a picture of a pig in Walmart this isn’t the first thing that I actually think of? Oh how my mind has been warped. Alabama
