Beadwork 4 Sale
Wait what? You’re selling beads to leave you abusive husband? While I’m 100% for you leaving an abusive husband, I’m a bit curious as to why you’re on the honor system when it comes to the purchasing of bead crafts? I don’t trust my neighborhood kids enough to only take 1 piece of candy out […]
The Tasmanian Devil
It appears as though Mr. Clean and Troy Polamalu had a creepy love-child. Arizona
Lunch Time
I don’t care which side of the public breast feeding fence you are on I think we can all agree that when the kid is old enough to stop halfway through his feeding and light up a cigar it’s probably time to stop. Oh and just in case there is any confusion, I’m on the […]
Will You Marry Me?
I haven’t proposed to a lucky lady yet so I can’t say for sure, but I think it’s customary to wait more than 4 seconds after you buy the ring to put it on. That’s just an educated feeling I have, although to be fair if she said “no” then returning it would be pretty […]
