The Pumpkin Carvers
Since Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year, we know a lot of you will be dressing up like a PoWM and carving penises into pumpkins…at least that’s what we encourage. So enjoy yourselves and be sure to send us a picture of you in your costume so we can post it somewhere on the […]
Shorty Shorts
Please put on more clothes before you leave the house next time. That is all. Kentucky
Cheaters At Walmart
I’m trying to wrap my head around the “cunt whore” part of this. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy putting two words together to form a new and different insult? For instance: twat waffle, dildo mustard, cock hammer, douche canoe, clitoris maximus, penis pump, vagina face, and dick turd. Put some of your favs in the […]
Plug It Up

“Found this in the makeup aisle…”