No Ordinary Hack

Lace back, pink strap, bottom biscuit trap. Something else that rhymes, the only good decision you made was your pick off your shoe rack….Yeah, suck on that Dr. Suess! Boomshakalaka! Nevada

WWIB: Plumber’s Crack

Cracks don’t discriminate by gender, they come in all shapes and sizes and offend all of us. The question here is “Who Wears It Better?” in the battle of the sexes. Michigan & Oklahoma

Rusted Roots

It looks like somebody pulled that thing up out of the ground with it’s roots still attached….which is definitely how I think most women would like to have their hair described. Texas

Head Out On The Highway

If you can read this the baby fell off….Hmm, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Somebody call CPS. Montana