Gimme Da Blue Balls
“Who wants blue balls on their wedding day?” – asks the guy who is now not surprised enough to even ask the question of why they are at Walmart on their wedding day anymore. Unknown
You Got It Bad
On a scale of 1 to 10? I’d say whatever number comes right before having my penis cut off. So -4.8 billion maybe? Somewhere around there. Unknown
Flip-Flopping
America: where her vote counts just as much as the President’s vote…. Texas
Voting Day
After years of planning, campaigning, debating, annoying phone calls, awkward door-to-door conversations, yard signs everywhere, flip flopping, and over 2 billion dollars spent on terrible television ads in Ohio alone, today is the day we go out and vote for the person we knew we were going to vote for 4 years ago. You can […]
