I See Heather’s Underpants!
I find it odd that someone wearing clothing can also be the one who forgets what the purpose of clothing is. It’s like buying a new car and pushing it everywhere. California
The Gator Chomp
Sweet outfit there lady, it reminds me of the University of Florida…and now all I can think about is you being eaten by an alligator. Probably because he got a whiff of those bottom biscuits. Missouri
He Showed Me His Boobies!
A Pennsylvania man was arrested yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow Walmart shoppers. Jeremy Owens, 23, was busted following the bizarre incident at the retailer in Lackawanna County. Owens was apprehended after he left the store and boarded a municipal bus, from which he had to be forcibly removed by cops. After being […]
Dance For Your Dollar
Damn right it’s Friday, Rebecca Black. Let’s end this work week just like we started it, drunk. I mean, grossed out. Anyway, it’s Friday, she is wearing black and the way I’m tossing them back I’m about to black out, so I’ll call this Black Friday and that means we gotta give some shit away. […]
