4 More Years

Ohhhh okay, I see how it is. Just rub it in that my Mitt Romney suit with his face plastered all over it is now useless…bitch. Nevada

WWIB: Your Momma Wears Army Boots

Bottom biscuits and boots? They go together like peaches and cream, right? No? Oh well, I’m sure you thought it was gonna look sexy at the time. Anyway people, we need to determine ‘Who Wears It Better’! Arizona & Oklahoma

Look Closely

Your back looks like an old wrinkly man’s face being unwillingly forced into a black ski mask…which is something that I honestly never thought I would say. Missouri