The Ungrateful Dread

Hmmm, now that I think about it I suppose there is a reason that up until now I’ve never seen an old dude with dreads. Turns out not everyone gets wiser with age. Unknown

Turn My Headphones Up

If I was your friend and saw you out in public like that you’d get ‘beat’ by more than just ‘Dre’….Ehhh ohhh! Illinois

What’s Love Got To Do With It?

I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit. Illinois

I Like The Way You Twerk It

Yeah, she’s twerkin’ it. What is “twerkin’ it” you ask? Ohhh I’m SO excited you asked. For a complete guide to “twerkin’ it” I shall reference one of my favorite train wreck music videos of all time, Lady – Twerk. Now, before you click on that I will say this, there is profane language, lots of […]