Let Down Your Hair
Dear every girl with stupid long hair, your prince is not coming. Rapunzel found the one dude in the world who likes extremely long hair. You are shit out of luck. The only guy that might sing out for you is an excited barber trying to cut that off. Unknown
Curiosity Killed the Cat
Baby Wally
Ok, so here is a story I’m not even creative enough to make up. Here is a pleasant photo of a woman giving birth in Walmart on Black Friday (because that is where every pregnant lady needs to be). Turns out she named the baby Wally, which I like because it’s a mix between Willy […]
Cybersex Monday
Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Cyber Monday everyone, you know what that means! Anyone interested in jumping on AOL Instant Messenger and having cyber sex with me hit me up!…What’s that? That’s not what Cyber Monday is about? People don’t use AIM anymore either? Chat rooms? Nothing? Damn. Well in that case, make sure you buy our new […]
