Against His Own Judgement
Ohhh what’s up sellout!!! You’re like that guy that breaks up with his girl and just talks mad shit on her for a week straight to all of his friends and then gets back together with her at the drop of a hat. Punk. Unknown
Lookin’ Horny
What is going on (or how little is going on) in your life that you hit a point where you decide to grow your fingernails this long? Who wants fingernails that curl like ram horns? Fricking weird as hell and literally serves zero purpose. New Jersey
WWIB: Sh*t Happens
In this edition of ‘Who Wears It Better’ the secret ingredient is shit. Who wears shit better? Not really anything else I can say about that. Besides that it’s gonna be the shit. Georgia
You Know You Can’t Raise Your Voice Like That When The Lion’s Here
This long hair thing is becoming an epidemic around here! At first I wasn’t sure how it could get worse, then I see you’ve turned your stinky gross hair into a lion’s tail and now it’s even weirder. Arizona
