Your Language Is Offensive!

Maybe you two should meet and have some babies together. Their profanity-laden rants could be stuff of legend! Indiana & Oklahoma

Hey There Sweet Cheeks!

“Hello, can I get these dollar bills changed out for a few twenties? If you could just jam them into my thong that would be great! Kisses.” Florida

The Colors Of The Rainbow

I think the question that everyone wants to ask is: “Do the carpets match the drapes?” If the answer was “Yes” then I’m not really sure what my next question would be. What would yours be? Georgia & North Carolina