The Furry Red Monster
Tickle Me Elmo? More like “enjoy your hand herpes for tickling me Elmo”. Sure, not quite the same ring to it, but I think it will stick. Ohio & Virginia
WWIB: Over/Under
Giving us all a little peek at the goods? Two different ways to skin a cat here so I need to know “Who Wears It Better?” in this over/under edition that Vegas wouldn’t dare put odds on! Texas
Warp Speed
It looks like she is working at an incredible rate of speed!!!….But if you have stood in any cashier line ever you know that can’t be true. Virginia
Maid In America
That’s the only “maid” in the USA thing you’ll find at Walmart….Ohhhhhh!!!!! And the crowd goes wild! – “PoWM! PoWM! PoWM! PoWM!” – ohh it’s insanity here! Unbelievable! What a joke! What a joke for the ages! AHHHHHH!!! Incredible!!! You’d have to be here to believe it folks!!! WOOOOOOO!!!! Minnesota
