Cars 3
Plot: Smokey meets a VW bug, accidentally knocks her up, gets behind on child support, gets some gambling debt and then his sciatica starts acting up. Unknown
Hiding The Goods
I was gonna yell at this dude for his complete disregard for personal space but then I realized any girl that wears see-through lace pants doesn’t really have “personal space”. Alabama
Mash It Up
Don’t worry, your ass in white yoga pants definitely does not look like mashed potatoes. Nope. Not at all. I don’t know what to tell you, I’m not sure why that girl has a bowl of gravy. Arizona
Every Day I’m Hoardin’
Your hair looks like something they find buried under a hoarder’s couch. California
