7 Days ‘Til Santa

It’s 1 week ’til Christmas! I’m still not even remotely close to being prepared for it. How ’bout you guys? California

Pimp Willy Pimp

Check out my main man Willy flossin’ that cheetah print. Looks cooler than Chester Cheeto himself. Keep doin’ whatcha doin’ playboy. Florida

Tootie Fruitie

Before you rip your eyes out, let me just calm you down and remind you of all the nice stuff to look at around Christmas. It’s not worth never being able to see anything else again. It’s close, but it’s not worth it. Pennsylvania

From The Mouth Of A Walcreature

My husband, myself and 2 young boys made a trip to Walmart, one that we call ghetto-mart, it is worse than any other one we have been to. He was holding my 4 month old son walking right against the parked cars, my 4 year old was holding the side of the cart I was […]