6 Days ‘Til Santa
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them […]
Daddy’s Weekend
No shit Sherlock. Did you think I was under the impression that those sad single mothers I throw dollar bills at somehow get pregnant via immaculate conception? Come on man, I’m not stupid, I can see the c-section scars. Ohio
The Flower Pot
Hey now everybody c’mon, settle down. To be fair, flowers can’t grow if they aren’t subjected to sunlight so she has a valid reason here. Alabama
Put On A Happy Face
Literally the only smile the back of your head will ever see. New Jersey
