Hey Tex
Really? You love the state of Texas that much? Man, I hope someone tattoos RGIII taking a shit on your head this weekend. Texas
That Escalated Quickly
Look like she actually got a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas. But on a more important note, how the hell did I not know a double-decker Walmart existed in this country? I see those escalators and I need to know if those are indeed a stairway to heaven or if Walmart really does […]
The Neck Beard
Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest […]
Kitten Mittens
There is nothing that says “the world will never accept me” like a live-action cat meme. Unknown
