Fresh To Death
“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?” – Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener. “Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.” Canada
Funk Fest 2013
Wow! Ummm, I’m sure if you gave me a few minutes I could think of something grosser, but honestly off the top of my head I got nothing. Yo shit…be funky. California
The Braided Skullet
I swear to God I can’t even begin to think of how I would describe this to my barber. Maybe you guys could help… Massachusetts
Merry Xmas
About 2 years ago, my daughter and I went to Walmart. When we got in the checkout line there was a lady in front of us with three young children. The children were acting up, horsing around. They began to complain to their mother about something, and the mother kept trying to shush them. At […]