Pimp My Ride

I mean, I thought it was a badass limo but apparently everyone else seemed to think me taking it to my grandpa’s funeral was “inappropriate”. California

Crack-tastic!

You know what they call female plumbers crack?…gross. They still call it gross, just like a guy’s. Georgia

Walmart For Dummies

How did I just get molested by a doll? How does society let that happen? Weird dolls and guys in creepy leather just free to roam Walmart violating everyone they pass with creepiness! I won’t stand for it. Pennsylvania