Don’t Hit Me

I think I’ve found the person who would hit you because they couldn’t see the enormous sign you posted. That would be so entertaining for me to witness. Florida

Grilled Cheese To The Extreme

If I didn’t know any better I’d say someone is getting geared up to grease up a pig and try to catch it naked…or try to block up their bowels for 6 months, I don’t know. I never bought that much butter or cheese. Massachusetts

I Can’t Resist

You see at first I was all like “Man I gotta grab me some of that old wrinkly cowboy junk!” But then I saw the do not touch sign so I stopped myself. Because if I’m out randomly grabbing on some junk I at least like to be polite and courteous about it. Nevada

The King Of Walmart

Holy crap! I haven’t watched WWF wrestling since it was called WWF and not WWE, but Jerry “The King” Lawler hasn’t aged a day! All natural I assume. On a side note, I always hated him. No reason, just did. Actually it was probably because of the stupid one strap leotard and crown combo he […]