WWIB: Party In The Back
“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…fe-mullets get me so hot and horny.” – said no man ever. Pennsylvania
Reverse Plumber’s Butt
Your front butt and moobs look like Yoshi’s face trying to burst through your shirt. Texas
Can Someone Pass The Taquitos?
I never thought about how convenient it would be for the caterer to have a wedding in the middle of a freezer. That’s just hella thoughtful of the bride and groom…I wonder how many divorces also take place at Walmart? Tennessee
