The Puck Stops Here
Yes! Hell yes! Hockey is back mother truckers! I haven’t been this excited since I found out those red bumps weren’t herpes…whoa, getting off track here. Point is, I love hockey. I mean, the Devils can suck it but whatever, hockey is back and I’m happy, honestly could give 2 shits if you don’t like […]
Smokin’ That Koosh
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball. Illinois
Taxi Cab Confessions
Oh, I see you’re into role playing. How about you try playing the role of someone who doesn’t look like a slut for money when you’re outside of the Angry Beaver or whatever funny named strip club you work at? North Carolina
Mrs. Levi Strauss
Oh you thought jean jackets were cool? How about a jean jacket made from actual jeans so I got tons of ass pockets to put stuff in…AND Betty Boop! BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!! – Oh you didn’t think jean jackets were cool? Oh so this one is worse than a normal jean jacket then? Oh. Okay. Well nevermind […]
