Raise The Roof
I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but that guy you gave your car to so he could pimp it out was definitely not Xzibit. Unless his goal was to make your car look like the perfect spot for homeless people to have sex, then he nailed it. Oregon
WWIB: The Worm
Let me break this down for both of you and everyone else even considering this. There has been 1 and only 1 person in the history of the world that has been able to pull off the cheetah hair and that is Dennis Rodman. So unless you can pull down 11,954 rebounds, I don’t want to […]
Pillow Fight!
Finally I get invited to a girl’s slumber party and turns out it’s hers. Just my luck. Tennessee
Yo Tengo El Gato Los Pantalones
I can’t wait to hit that point of f*ck it when you are out in public, realize you forgot your pants, and then literally do not care and continue shopping for Folder’s Original. I envy you my friend. Unknown
