Soaking Up Some Rays
How is that flower shirt still the gayest thing he has on? Florida
WWIB: All Of That In Dem Jeans
I was all like “Wassup girl? How you fit in dem jeans?” – and then she was all like “I don’t.” Yeah, kind of a sad story. Didn’t stop ’em though. Who wears them better? Well, I’ll leave that up to you guys. Texas
Check Out My Vag
Is that vagina cleavage? is that even a thing? Does anyone actually want to find out? Georgia
Hella Jelly
Forget about hanging out in a barber shop with black guys, I’d give a week’s pay just to sit at your hair salon and hear you ask for “the jellyfish”! New York & Ohio