Under My Umbrella Ella Ella

Geez lady, when you’re done with that why don’t you and your black cats go break some mirrors under a few ladders. Kentucky

Searching For The Summer Sun

I was all like “Man I can’t wait for it to get warmer out and see all those sundresses.” Then this dude pops up out of nowhere like “Ohhh yaaaaa?” and then I go “Yaaaa” as I slip my hand under his dress….that’s when things got awkward…and when I got arrested. Not sure why I […]