WWIB: Twinny Twin Twins
Okay, I like what we got here. A little “Who Twins It Better?”!!!!! Exciting. So which set of adults that still think it’s cool to dress alike do you got? And please don’t judge solely on the fact that I think one set of twins picked on the other set of twins every single day […]
Once, Twice, Three Times A Walcreature
I think it’s kinda like that old adage I learned from my good friend George W., show up on People of Walmart once shame on you, show up on People of Walmart twice shame on me, show up on People of Walmart again — you can’t get fooled again. Alabama
Clench Your Thirst
Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless. Florida
That Funky Monkey
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80’s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, […]
