V-Day In 3 Days

So Valentine’s Day is coming up. At least now I know I’m not the only one that it will be awkward for. Virginia

WWIB: Cheetah Cheetah Pumpkin Eata

This isn’t your typical “Who Wears It Better?” but then again, what is? Anyway, it turns out cheetah pants aren’t really flattering on anyone, even when you combine them with a mohawk, which came as kind of a shock to me. California & New Hampshire

Burn One Down

Whoaaaa! Grandma, this isn’t the 50’s, you can’t just light up wherever you please anymore. Put the smoke out and just go back to making wildly inappropriate racist comments that everyone just seems to ignore and forgive because you’re old. Kentucky

Is That A Sh*t?

I’m not quite sure what your game plan is here patches, but so far I’d say you’re falling short. Unless it was to make people think you had a turd on your head, then you nailed it. Florida