Cat Scratch Fever
It’s easy to make it a cat car when you don’t have a husband or kids or friends to spend money on. Florida
How Are You Celebrating Abe Lincoln’s Birthday?
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way. Tennessee
Uncle Sam’s Widow
I feel so unpatriotic by comparison to this lady that I’m just gonna go ahead and water-board myself. Texas
