Monster Truck Rally

Raise of hands if you’re surprised to find a Monster Truck on display outside of a Walmart….Nobody? Not one hand? Yeah that’s not surprising. What is surprising however is the fact that anyone cares about a Monster Truck that isn’t Grave Digger!!!!! Michigan

WWIB: I Feel Pretty

Finally a “Who Wears It Better?” where the contestants will actually care about the winner! Well, at least I assume any guy dressed up as a lady would want to know if he looks better than another dude dressed as a lady. I’ve seen the movie Birdcage, so I’ll consider my knowledge of the subject […]

Disguising The Goods

You see at first I was all “Where are those floating bottom biscuits coming from?!?!” Then I used my high end military binoculars and noticed you were just disguising them in camo all white trash-like. Missouri

Rise & Shine!

It’s time to wake up my little Walcreatures! Let’s get out of those ducky and teddy bear onesies and make an attempt to contribute to society today, shall we? Honestly, that doesn’t even look like comfortable sleeping attire, let alone something I would share with the public. Alabama & Texas