Van-tastic!
Remember how you were just saying you don’t get enough cheetah print? Well I guess it’s your lucky day because it looks like we found the creepy van those ladies cruise around in!….Seriously though, I hope your van gets attacked by a large truck dressed like a lion. Illinois
WWIB: Cheetah Girls
Why are people obsessed with cheetah print? Seriously, am I the only one that realizes past the age of 8 it’s just a ridiculous thing to have? You either look like a stripper or a weirdo and neither of those are good options. Georgia & Canada
Lip Smackin’
I’m glad you’re already covered in kisses because I don’t think I’d put my lips near you even if it would cure cancer. Tennessee
That’s Mr. Squarepants To You
Nothing to see here, just a few old men wearing Spongebob hats. I mean, I guess we can do a “Who Wears It Better?” but with sideburns that touch his nipples, is this even really a contest? Iowa
