Top Shelf

Milkshakes might be what brings all the boys to the yard, but it’s the bottom biscuits that keep ’em there! Arkansas

Party, Party, Party

You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.” Montana & Pennsylvania

WWIB: Skirting The Issue

I never thought I’d say a skirt was too short, but I guess when you finally stop being a mega horny 13 year old boy you learn to value a sense of dignity. Sure it might have taken me another 10 or so years after turning 13 but eventually most boys will hit that understanding. […]

Oh, Tangerine

Orange you glad I came to brighten up your morning? Mississippi