Homemade Biscuits

Bigger bottom biscuits just mean that nobody will go hungry! Unknown

GTL Bro

Why is it so dark and discolored? I don’t care how many abs you have, if it looks like you’re peering into an alligator’s asshole I don’t think anyone finds that sexy. Now granted I have a total of 0 abs, but I think I speak for the masses here. Colorado

Crap Dusting

Don’t wear white after Labor Day….or on Taco Tuesdays. Texas

Cleopatra’s Evil Stepsister

Similarities between Cleopatra and this Wally World version: they both like to wear goofy shit on their head. That’s all I’ve got. Georgia