Toweling Off

Good thinking there lady, those fruit and vegetable sprayers can get you really wet if you’re not careful. Remember kids, don’t forget to bring a towel. North Dakota

Twist Up Your Tongue

“Betty Baked Big Blue Bottom Biscuits” – Say that 3 times fast! Now isn’t that quite the tongue twister!….Ehhh, I’m not even sure that qualifies as a tongue twister but I’ve got a smile on my face knowing you’re all sitting there staring at her ass and saying it to yourself to see if it […]

Love Connection

A study of “missed connection” posts on Craigslist, where love-struck hopefuls try to track down and win over a stranger who caught their eye, found that Walmart is the most popular place for people to find love at first sight, according to Psychology Today magazine. It could be the halo of fluorescent lights, the everyday […]

Wassup Bra?

I don’t know how a man with no boobs wearing a sports bra that holds boobs in place still manages to have cleavage. Unknown miracles of this crazy planet I suppose. California