Hey Mr. Carter

Hey it’s Aaron Carter in a cart at Walmart with a bunch of other neat half-thug/half-hipster YOLO looking people. You remember Aaron Carter or maybe his brother Nick? No? Yeah I guess we all kinda stopped giving a shit about them huh. HashtagPeopleofWalmartThinksYou’reDouchebags Florida

The Coupon Killer

A Florida woman is in jail on charges she threatened Walmart workers with a gun after the store refused her internet dollar-off coupon. Mary Frances Alday of Crawfordville, near Tallahassee, was arrested Friday and charged with four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count of battery, for allegedly ramming an assistant […]

Half-Assing It

Hey lady, you wanna pull up your pants? You’re making the Grand Canyon jealous. Arkansas

Drooping Drawers

Not my first choice on how to get to see a girl’s panties but times are tough and I’ll take what I can get. Virginia