Wait…What? Why?
‘Cause he is f’in awesome, that’s why. Missouri
Saggin’ Bags
I want to yell at you for showing all that saggy cleavage but I’m not sure if it’s on purpose or not. Those boys look like they could pull down a turtleneck and show cleavage! Kentucky
WWIB: Dat Booty
Do you know what big bootys get stored in? Big booty shorts, that’s right. What I don’t know is “Who Wears It Better?” Pennsylvania & Texas
Pants On The Ground
Throw a goofy green hat on him and put a green beer in his hand and he is doing a spot on impersonation of me in roughly 36 hours! Massachusetts
