Walk Like A Reptilian

When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did. 🙂 Arizona

Only Dogs Go For Bones

Why is it this van makes me reminisce to my SAT test days? Spring break is to Girls Gone Wild as Walmart is to Chubby Chasers. Texas

Legs For Days

Ladies, when you hear a guy say that you’ve got “legs for days” he is probably referring to the end of days a/k/a the apocalypse. So please take what you’re currently doing and stop doing it. Indiana & Texas