Bless Their Heart
Okaaaaayyy. You see, I thought the whole stick figure sticker people on the back of your car was kinda weird and unnecessary but I see you’re on a war path to one-up everyone. Anyway, I’m sure your little blessings just love it when you drop them off at school. Texas
Dainty Little Moonbeams
Does anyone even know what Elvis really looked like at this point? Seriously, all you die-hard Elvis fans are just ruining his reputation. There is a generation growing up that just assumes he is some made up character that could have been either a fat Asian or tall black guy who used to stand outside […]
WWIB: Double Stuffed
You know what was a logical and pleasant revelation? The double-stuffed Oreo. Wanna know what isn’t pleasant? The double-stuffed jorts. I’d ask you “Who Wears It Better?” but frankly I just don’t care right now. Utah
Baby Love
It’s too bad there isn’t some sort of device that lets you capture a person’s image that you could keep for years and look at anytime you want. Oh well, until that magical day I guess we’ll all have to keep tattooing babies on our bodies. Good thing all babies don’t look alike. Alabama
