I Feel Pretty! Oh So Pretty!

Serious question, what if you were out at Walmart and saw these two grown men dressed as little girls, then realized one was your doctor or something? Florida
Spoiled Milk

Don’t worry little man, that’s the look we all had. And if it makes you feel better I’m sure we were all thinking the same thing too buddy; that her milk was probably tainted…that’s what we were all thinking right? No? Just me and tiny dude? Oh well. California
Somewhere SisQo Is Crying

I think it’s easier for me to imagine a tiny person using that as a parachute gliding down your crack than you actually wearing that thong on purpose. Wyoming
$5 Used Sweaters

Hey bud, you know what’s not “in the game”? Your car. It looks like you covered it in glue and drove through a garage sale. West Virginia