The Black Mamba

Looks like a torn Achilles has left someone with a little more free time than anticipated. See what that gospel music has to say about you cheating on your wife. Oh what? We all forgot about that already? South Carolina
WWIB: It’s So Fluffy!

It’s time for America’s new obsession Who Wears It Better: Extra Fluffy Bottom Biscuit Edition. So who ya got folks? You wanna take the one for a ride or are you partial to baby got back? New York & Ohio
Bam! With Mr. Willy
What is it about dudes named Willie and Walmart that just automatically spark awesomeness around here? BAM! I want me like 15 of those BAMs right now! BAM! Hot dog, my day just got better. BAM! Unknown
Elvis Buys Real Estate

Elvis has just left the building…and thinks that it is in decent enough shape that with a few minor additions he could put it back on the market in a few months and make a nice little profit. Maryland